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“Anything Worth Drinking Contains Vodka” Tee | Funny Vodka T-Shirt – Unisex
“Anything Worth Drinking Contains Vodka” Tee | Funny Vodka T-Shirt – Unisex
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Vodka Lovers, This One’s For You
Raise a glass (or your style) with our “Anything Worth Drinking Contains Vodka” tee — the perfect blend of comfort and cheeky attitude. Crafted from soft, lightweight cotton with just the right stretch, this unisex shirt keeps you feeling as smooth as your favorite spirit. Whether you’re hitting up parties, casual hangouts, or just making every day a little more fun, this tee lets your personality—and your love for vodka—shine through.
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester), pre-shrunk for a reliable fit, and built to last through all your spirited adventures. Sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, and made on demand to reduce waste. Cheers to thoughtful style!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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